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May 26th

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May 26th

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The next boy that tries to talk to me will get the life energy sucked out of him

May 26th

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Anonymous asked: You can be my succubus right now as long as I can play with them titties

May 25th

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When I die I will become a succubus demon from hell and i’ll be sexy as fuck ((as if I’m not already))

May 25th

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May 25th

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May 25th

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May 25th

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May 24th

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what the fuck there was a small earthquake and my whole house shook

May 24th

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May 22nd

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acidgirlfriend: what do you mean i can’t name my son “hot nipple action”

May 21st

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May 21st

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May 21st

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May 20th

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There are 3 dead spiders in my bathtub no one cares

May 18th

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May 17th

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familyfriendlycryingpoems answered your question: yo i want to sing a song on my uke for a science… ……u plya uke…? yea omg they used to annoy me so much but then I got one so I could sing lullabies to my kiddies when i was a camp counselor

May 17th

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yo i want to sing a song on my uke for a science presentation next week cause I know that hardly any people are gonna be in class so its less scary but like idk if I should will it make me a tool????//

May 17th

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May 17th

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May 16th

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my sister’s friend said I was pretty and asked if I was a popular girl in school hhhhAH no but forril he said I was pretty and he is a 21 year old bOY this is fucking historic

May 16th

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May 15th

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May 14th

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leonardo dicaprio can be my full time daddy

May 13th

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May 13th

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May 12th

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stupidbasstard replied to your post:What is even the point of this stupid website What is even the point of this stupid life true

May 11th

What is even the point of this stupid website

May 11th

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great gatsby was good i love you forever leo Blogging is boring so I think I will just write about how much I love people I dont even know

May 11th

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May 10th

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My favorite part in any Leonardo DiCaprio movie is the part where he cries because hes good at it and he looks hot at the same time so

May 10th

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I like boys but every boy I know needs to get the h*ck away from me ew

May 9th

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May 8th

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any day I forget to take my medicine is a bad day

May 8th

May 7th

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The first time I saw little miss sunshine I was in 7th grade and when it was over I actually said “that was so stupid, she didn’t even win” I hate 7th grade me FOR SO MANY REASONS

May 7th

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